The Solo MMO Player has decided--as a public service--to present some of excuses he's heard as to why a player can't put out DPS, tank, or do anything else in an instance. Since as a society no one takes responsibility for much of anything, you may find these useful in life, not just in the game.
The FedX man just came
I had to change the baby's diaper
I was eating a tuna fish sandwich
My son was hitting my daughter over the head with a stick
The pizza delivery arrived
I had to look at the map/watch the instance on YouTube
The puppy started screaming
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